Funny moments

There have been many many hilarious moments thus far; here's what we remember so far:

Lady that drove up asking for money at the rest area (aka bum #1): "I have the police report that says that my purse got stolen and I'm out of gas....I'll give you my diamond earrings in exchange for gas money!!"

Bum #2 says to us kids sitting in the park having a picnic: "do you have any jobs that I can do for money?"
Jean says to Shaina on the phone: "Just tell him to go find you a shrub and then tell him you need another shrub."

Kim: "Hana, this is a Chinese fire drill... you have to actually RUN around the car."

Mike: "Shaina is the big purple Barney today." (she made me a coffee, and made me eat a healthy breakfast, and snuggled me in for a nap)

Billboard we saw in Arkansas: the Navy SEALs took out of threat last year; let's take out the next 1 next November

Mike: "At least we know the Chinese firedrill works now."

Kim: "Shaina, I think you missed your exit...again."

Names of a chain of gas station in Oklahoma: "tote a poke"

Hana: "hey look at that goat over there sitting on hay...or is that a donkey?"

Mike sees diner called "the southern Belle": "is that THE southern Belle?"

Kim: "this is really off topic, but a picture of honey boo on my fridgerator would be a great diet plan

Shaina at breakfast: "Mike, put that biscuit back!!?!  Eat your eggs!"

Hana: "what state are we in again?!"

Hana: "hey Kim, can I put the Atlas back there?"
Kim: "No, aren't you the navigator?"
Hana: "Can't I use my iPhone?"
Kim: "well why did I buy the Atlas then?"

Hana: "why are all the funny quotes from me?"

Shaina in Memphis after seeing surveillance cameras in the park and on the street in two places: "look there's ANOTHER camera; take pictures of all the cameras!"

Hana says "and  THEN Austin hit a curb"
Shaina replies: "well that's the LAST time he's driving you anywhere!"

Hana says "what's the point of a rest area without facilities?"
Kim: " well to REST of course!!"